" Girlfriend Overdoses On Lotion"
- The Onion
On January 7, 2014 The Onion published an
article discussing an odd incident. In the interesting yet weird article, “Girlfriend
Overdoses On Lotion”, The Onion talks about someone’s girlfriend who had been a
victim of an incident resulting from and “overdose” on scented lotions and
perfumes. Her boyfriend had first made a frantic cal to 911 at around 10:00 pm.
The ambulance had rushed to the house to discover the twenty six year old girl
and the scared boyfriend. She was unconscious in bed surrounded by empty bottles
of lotions, moisturizers as well as anti wrinkle treatment. The medics later
shared that she had been inhaling cocoa butter and other fumes for over
forty-five minutes. They also later found that she had high levels of Jergens
and Olay in her system. The victim had a blood-lotion level of about zero point
forty -five, which was way above what it should have been. When she arrived at
the hospital, it was a race against time. It was only seconds away from being
too late to take action. Nurses worked hours to remove the layers upon layers
of moisturizers, crèmes, perfumes, Moroccan Oils and lotions that she had piled
up on her skin, face, lips and limbs. Friends had told a source that she always
had an addiction, but this time it had spiraled out of control. The victim is
now in a “stable state, resting in a medically induced comma”
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